Life of the Party

Just because we’re willing to write jokes about things polite society prefers to discuss only after its third drink doesn’t mean we're willing to print them subpar.

Our cards are a generous 5 × 7 inches, larger than the usual greeting card, because your inappropriate sentiments deserve it.

Each card is printed on linen-like, bright white 80 lb. card stock and comes with a crisp white envelope. The Earth to Beth logo is printed on the back, so there’s no mystery about where this particular piece of bad judgment came from.

Before mailing, your card is carefully wrapped in vellum and sealed for protection. We may have questionable things to say, but we do have standards.

5 × 7" folded card

80 lb. linen-like white card stock

White envelope included

Earth to Beth logo on back

Vellum-wrapped for protection