Everything Happens for a Reason

Just because we’re willing to write jokes about things polite society prefers to discuss only after its third drink doesn’t mean we’re willing to print them subpar.

This card is beautifully printed on cream-colored 80 lb. cover stock, folded to 4.25 × 5.5", and comes with a brightly colored envelope. The Earth to Beth logo is printed on the back, so there’s no mystery about where this particular piece of bad judgment came from.

Before mailing, the card is carefully wrapped in vellum and sealed for protection. We may have questionable things to say, but we do have standards.

These smaller cards are little pieces of the way Beth sees the world - random thoughts, observations, and questionable conclusions that live in her head…usually due to some traumatic event she survived.

Good luck with them.

4.25 x 5.5” folded card

80 lb. cover cream card stock

Colored envelope included

Earth to Beth logo on back

Vellum-wrapped for protection